America's Dairyland

We took this photo in case we didn't find any cows. What were we thinking? No cows in Wisconsin? That's like no plumbers' cracks in Madison!


Does anyone know how to pronounce "Trygve"?

A genuine Wisconsin herd:


"Look girls, there's another tourist freak stopping traffic to take our picture. Time for a little methane output!"

I can't decide whether these two heifers are guard cows or a harem:


"Then, out of the darkness, came death with a nose ring."