I feed apples to the cow and her calf that live down the lane. Now, they have come to expect treats from me whenever I walk by. Here is today's sequence:
"La la la, dum di dum, munch munch, minding our own business..."
"Hey! Is that the APPLE LADY?!"
"We LOVE the Apple Lady! Apples, apples, apples!"
"Gimme dat apple!"
"Don't forget me! I know I still get free milk, but I looove apples."
"Maybe I can find the apple with my tongue! Or maybe I will just lick the camera."
"Am I not the picture of bovine beauty? Do I not deserve many, many apples?"
"Look at us! We are wasting away. Bring more freaking apples!"